Double jabbed? Blagging the bare talk, but in fact talking bare shit 🤣🤣🤣

See what I did there with the title, hehe. A nice play on words that and considering its regarding playtime too, oops I did it again by accident..... 

Although this is about the dreaded 'covideggon', it's not going to be a massive moan fest regarding all the possible conspiracy theories regarding it, I promise.

(covideggon- I coined that all by myself but please do steal it and integrate it beautifully into your own word database to use as you please.) but please make sure you use it in the right context, within the right environment and with the right people - as I used it during a conversation with a lovely lady during a swinging festival a few weeks ago, and considering she was just about to tell us that her ex husband had sadly died from it, I believe it may have been recieved somewhat quite negatively, like I was being undeniably insensitive -or something, although to be honest I was, but I didn't know in that moment that she was going to say that, so please be careful when using the word in your daily interactions. As the majority of people do know, once the word has been spoken, it cannot be taken back...

 (Although apologies afterwards do tend to go down well).... And while we're on the subject of going down well or more so not going down well ... (which isn't me or Paul may I add as we're legends at that particular sexual activity :p) the last few months we've been having some rather questionable interactions with fellow swinging couples which can only be described as a completely deluded, completely wrong, mislead, perhaps over - optimistic view regarding just how protected they are with this covid - 19 vacination. 

Out of quite a few conversions we've had so far - the short ones tend to cause more shock and disbelief... 

One couple wrote....... 

'Hey you sexy pair, its so nice to find a genuine couple who are out and about about the scene and damn your sexy too. We've been double jabbed, want some bare back fun this weekend?'...... 

I mean don't get me wrong, we love compliments of any kind, our massive building size egos like them- like a my ex likes his tea (trust me when I say, it's a lot - if he ever managed to donate blood - it would be the PG0 blood-type - it's all he drinks) but to think that just because you've had both vaccinations that your okay to go around Barebacking everyone is a bit deluded... It doesn't protect against chlamydia, herpes or anything far more worse for that fact. AND if anyone comes up to us in a club saying the words of... 'we're okay to play with bare as we've been double jabbed'.. I'm going to double jab them in their side... (pun induced joke, I wouldn't actually do that.. Its sad that the written banta needs exclaimers.. But that's sadly the world we are living in at the moment) 

We can't understand how these people can believe that just because they are vaccinated from covid 19- that somehow they are covered from all the other nasty infections and diseases that you can get if you're not careful while playing with strangers.. We just can't get our heads around it and when you want to be getting head or giving it, it's a bit of a mood killer... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now we are fully aware (and so are many, many other Swingers all over the world)  Many single men do love to try and get BB and we've all heard all possible excuses and causations to why they can't use condoms.. 

(that's the abbreviation for Bareback - just incase you start to get confused the further you read into this short explanation of mindbongly stupidity) 

But using the vaccination as a false belief system that your able to play unsafe is literary so Ludacris, it deserved a blog wrote about it.

Now the scene itself is usually a very clean environment and I wouldn't want to leave you- the reader of this post, with a warped bias view, that the UK swinging scene is some dirty, grungy community with people who have no common sense whatsoever or not have the ability to understand the risks of not being careful. Because the reality of the scene as it currently stands is far better than these mere few bad experiences. The majority of those within our awesome community are very much in the moment and are very, very careful. I just felt so strongly about this - that it needed to be said!!