Funny and yet - not so much wet.

Now I know this is hard to believe not I'm not remotely smooth even it comes to chatting up the ladies 🤣🤣🤣 now anyone who knows me, knows me who's reading this - will most probably be laughing so hard - they've dropped their Phone, but the truth of the matter is all I have going for me is the banta. There's no charm whatsoever, Paul however has so much charm and so much charisma, you would think it would be leaving its mark on me - like a newly used tea bag on a brand new white top, but no luck yet. It seems I can make people laugh but when it comes to me trying to saduce them - I fail like you wouldn't believe. (well if you've had the pleasure of witnessing it recently, you'll know exactly what I mean) 

So beautiful ladies of the world (well mainly of the UK anyway) please don't think I don't fancy you if my loud 'jack the lad' character triggers in - that's my way of trying to pull you. When in reality I want to be doing something very different indeed. And please know that internally I'm very frustrated because I really want to be grabbing you like out of a 50 shades film and putting your arms obove your neck, kissing you slowly and deeply while I do. But instead I'll crack a joke because I'm anxious of rejection and make you wet in a whole different way. 

There is something so erotic about the female body which is so undeniably sensual that spending time being with another woman is just needed as far as I'm concerned.
The touch is so much more softer than a man's, their skin is so much smoother and a thousand times softer to the touch.






This meme perfectly sums me up 🤣🤣🤣

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